break yourself, you fool

A slang term for "Give me your money."

This guy rode up on a bicycle that was way too good to belong to him, and he said to me, "break yourself, you fool."

by dywypi November 5, 2013

fool

1. A court jester
2. A clumsy or stupid person who is pitied by Mr.T

1. Bring me my fool, i am in need of entertainment.
2. Ah pity the fool who tries to mess with T.

by YoHansII January 21, 2004

damned fool

A person who is extreamly foolish. Their actions are not only irresponsible to themselves, but can possibly be harmful towards others.

If a guy tries and talk you out of using a condom, he is a damn fool.

Did you see that damned fool? He was swirving all over the road.

by Unit7 May 27, 2009

wrong hole fool

This phrase is shouted by a female when a male, who hasn't had sex for a very very long time and is really stressed and clumsy at that moment, thrusts hard but he misses by a mere inch into another forbidden zone called "Exit; NOT an Entrance!" and ruins her day and sometimes his relationship.

Male : "aaaaah, wait,........, almost there I guess. Ummmmm,......, let me, ......, wait where was it???? Where's my...? Oh ok. I don't know where it's......, OK NOW!!!!!"
Female shouting : " OUCH!!!! WRONG HOLE FOOL! YOU $%#@€TARD!!!! F#$#@#!!! $#!T it hurts!! It's bleeding you son of a B!@$#!!!! Get the F$#@ out of my apartment!!!! NOW!!!!!!"

by KAnimals August 7, 2014

Educated Fool

An educated fool is a person that is filled with book knowledge but is lacking in "common sense"

Mike Latoris-Yo do you see Dick Gozinya over there? Hes trying to teach that dog how to memorized the Periodic Table

Phil McCavity-Boy! Dick sure is a dumbass, an educated fool no doubt...

by PseudoNympho666 September 28, 2010

foolery

To partake in foolishness

<Rob> dude wearing faded jeans is foolery of the highest order
<Mo> yeah tell me about it

by geezer October 29, 2003

fool around

Also see hook up. To fool around: When two people, usually not currently in a relationship, find themselves kissing, participating in oral sex, and sometimes (but not always) can refer to having sex. Sometimes 'fooling around' is used when the specifics of a hookup are unknown.

Dave and Jenna were fooling around at the party.

Chris and I fool around in his car before he drops me off.

by emduff May 5, 2006