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faffy

The "father" version of mommy
Mother-->Mommy Father-->Faffy
Erica: Wanna go party 2nite?! wootwoot!
Rachel: Can't, faffy gave me a curphew
by rowb723 January 13, 2009
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faff

Suck her faff
by Dom Jackson June 12, 2004
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faffer

someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!
'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"

also "I have faff, must faff about!"
by pob1 June 24, 2006
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faff

To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.
1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.

2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.
by prasunc July 29, 2008
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Faff

What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.
It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.
by Dicksplash June 10, 2007
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FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.
"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"
by Faff101 April 14, 2017
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FYFFF

That girl was a bitch, FYFFF.
by April (Mafam) August 6, 2011
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