Las Vegas Facelift

A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.

A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe

Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.

Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.

Dry off.

This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.

Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?

I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.

by LeRoyJ3nkins September 4, 2009

faycall

A live lier who will lie on your face but very clever on the outside world.

Faycall lied on my face that i took someones flash.

by Morris vevo May 14, 2018

facelifters

a kick ass punk bang from mystic ct. myspace.com/thefacelifters

that facelifters show was intence

by you June 19, 2006

faceless

To be without face.
(1) To have no face to begin with.
(2) To no longer have a face.

(1) I was born faceless....
(2) My friend was just attacked by a zombie. Now he is faceless.

by Xaxle Chronic March 30, 2004

facelift

facelift or creampie is where one jizzes in anothers face while sleeping on fully awake

duffy:ZZZzzzzZZZZzz
kabe:haha hell yea whatch this "plat plat"
duffy:ewww gross all over my face
kabe:ha yea i just gave you a facelift

by gotier boy June 30, 2009

faceleg

A leg that is, obviously, attached to your face. Made by the one and only thebobandjimmyshow. Not a very popular body part. Almost no one knows that they have one. But it is the best body part. :)

Wow, Your faceleg is looking very nice today.

by bobandjimmy May 25, 2009

Facelock

The uncontrollable muscle, face reaction that one has while puking, after a night of heavy drinking.

I had massive facelock last night, that shot of jager did me in!

by K13bear March 25, 2010