Fartphone

A fartphone is a type of smartphone that is slow, cheap, and oudated and just sucks.

An example of a fartphone is the T-Mobile Mytouch Q because it is a low-end "smartphone" that is really slow and just not a good phone.

by AirplaneBobtheslob November 26, 2014

Facupip

A God, someone talented in everything.
Intelligent, loyal, charismatic, Facupip is the best friend you can have.

'This guy is excellent, he's a Facupip'

by Blazter September 29, 2021

fartpants

Originated near Frederick, MD circa 2004---noun---One who farts so viciously it leaves a pungent odor in their pants that may last an extended period of time.

Dude...Tim has some killer "fartpants" today.

by KMA December 8, 2004

farp

The article of clothing worn by fat women in lieu of a sweater. It's too big to be a shawl...it can be most accurately described as a fabric tarp.

Is that a king size comforter? No, that's Big Bertha's farp.

by thekracken August 21, 2011

faru

To be consistent in your actions. To be trustworthy or accurate though not particularly talented. To have a known skill. Usually used in a military sense.

"Cpt. Petters is a faru out in the feild"

by James Littlewood May 4, 2006

Fartpocalypse

An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!

*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?

by High Ruler of Gallifrey September 18, 2011

Frupastank

the word used to explain the stench of the fat piece of enlarged vagina.

"That fat ass over there made the whole room smell like frupastank!"

by pastdabentley April 26, 2009