fard

i honestly don't know what this means but its funny.

person 1: i fard

person 2 what the heck do you mean fard?

by look dad im on urban dictionar October 23, 2023

Farded

When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.

Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!

Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!

Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?

by Fart Jokes January 2, 2024

cock fard

When you fard through your cock.

Guy 1: *pffft*
Guy 2: Ew bro, what was that?
Guy 1: Sorry, it was a cock fard.

by Greenie2705 February 3, 2024

what the fard

a phrase that was created by camryn and only used by camryn. it can mean a variety of things

person: woah is that a decapitated cow!?
camryn: what the fard

by mvmsgoer May 14, 2023

Fard

Something that is smelly but also super funny
Or
Something that shows true dissatisfaction and frustration

“Dude, i thing u farded!!!!”
Or
“*died in minecraft* FARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

by MellowJello!! December 9, 2023

Fard

Fard

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by Asspass August 18, 2022

poo poo fard

A massive shit that hurt your ass.

I just poo poo farded.

by Infrared August 30, 2022