fassforward

fassforward (verb):

To fast forward to scenes with Michael Fassbender in his not so stellar films.

While watching Jonah Hex I fassforward to parts with Michael Fassbender.

by Life On Mars 27 July 13, 2011

The Fais Qira

1. The act of receiving a phone call, looking at the number and realizing it is someone you don't want to talk to...The Fais Qira usually involves a flip type mobile phone but can also be executed with a smart phone such as a Blackberry or IPhone by blatantly pushing the ignore button on someone you know. Often the Fais Qira is executed when the person receiving the call is not busy, not in the middle of anything, or in most case a Fais Qira will be executed just before answering another call from a preferred person.

John called but I gave that bitch the the Fais Qira.

by Munch Kin June 15, 2009

Failsauce Engage

The process in which one's failsauce engages

Terry really sucked at soccer, so when he let a goal in, his failsauce engaged.

by e-jangles May 6, 2008

faissal

A preppy middle-eastern skater.

Yo lets see if Faissal wants to skate.

by Fricken Ninja February 20, 2008

fassbender

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

by Klourklour October 16, 2012

faisal

u all stupid punks, everyone knows the real meaning of faisal is a guy with realy good hair style.

"Wowww, nice hair, you got a faisal hair style"

by Alicia April 17, 2004

faise

Intentional misspelling of the word "face."

Can't read my poker faise.

by MikeMigod May 12, 2009