Pre-School facial

When a girl sucks a mans penis and right before he reaches climax, he pulls out and tries to spell her name on her face.

Guy: That was great babe
Girle: i know but who's Don
Guy: my pre-school facial wasnt enough for donna.

by E-Roach012001 February 26, 2008

First day façade

When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean

Tracey: OMG! Our teacher is so cool!
Paige: No he isn't! I heard it's just a first day façade!

by Mislead student February 5, 2014

Faceache

A name to call someone who is often scowling, and so it results in their face aching.

God Joss, your such a faceache!

by twist101 May 1, 2009

Facade

A facade is when people add a coat of paint and be what they ain't. Ex: some people spend more than they earn to seem wealthy.

Person 1: Man, he's living a facade
Person 2: I know right, he's driving up with that flashy car of his.

Alternative:
Musical fans: IF YOU LIVE AROUND HERE YOU NEED CASH IN THE BANK

'CAUSE THE HOUSES 'ROUND HERE ARE ALL FLASHY AND SWANK
AN' THE FRONT BIT, HA
THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED A FACADE

by Moceit July 26, 2019

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009

facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

Facked

when something is fucked up but u gotta say that jawn like Lil Shaz.

Life is facked.

by JK13721 January 9, 2020