eyeball aids

eyeball aids is when something is SO bad it feels like you've been fucked in the eyeballs by a person with AIDS. Then giving you aids whenever you have to look at something.

"bro that shit you made me watch literally gave me eyeball aids."

by apkibum November 13, 2019

scottish eyeballs

to stand in front of a girl and let ur nuts fall into her eye sockets.

i will give your mom a set of scottish eyeballs

by steve butt September 11, 2006

eyeballs deep

To stare at someone with great lechery. The visual equivalent of "balls deep", but not strictly limited to men.

Dude, you haven't paid attention to anything else since that girl in the pink dress came into the room; you've been eyeballs deep.

by maximthemagnificent April 20, 2014

Hairy Eyeball

When you go down on a girl and you get a scratched cornea from her bush.

Ivan, "Why are you wearing an eyepatch?"
Anthony, "I was going down Justine and she gave me a hairy eyeball."

by JAI peace pie November 22, 2016

eyeball sweat

When you run so hard that your ass hole literally drips sweat all over.

Guy: Your pants are wet
Girl: Oh, that's just my eyeball sweat

by Rehana Arvin March 6, 2016

Eyeball Libo

Allowing your eyes to wonder. Looking at women. Similar to Eyefuck.

Used as military slang. LIbO is short for "Liberty." Liberty is an official term for time off in the military (similar to leave). When one's eyes are supposed to be straight ahead in formation, looking around is called "putting your eyeballs on liberty." Drill instructors or unit leaders will often become very upset when this happens.

Also used when not in formation as a joke or colloquialism.
OOHHHHHH, GOOD TO GO THERE RECRUIT!!! YOU JUST WANT TO BE ON EYEBALL LIBO. You'll pay.

Hey man, lets go to the beach for some Eyeball LibO.

by sfmc98 October 31, 2009

Eyeball Sac Slam

When a girl is eating out a man's ass salad tossingand he's jerking off at the same time. The balls are slapping the girl in the eyeballs.

I thought my friend got in a car accident... but really she had been eyeball sac slammed by her boyfriend

by nrbrown March 31, 2009