Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
by gorilla tities February 17, 2014
Get the long haired jizz expertmug. Goblin mode is a variation of the cowgirl sex position where the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person and simultaneously grunting and occasional manic laughing. A goblin mode expert is this but the person on top never breaks character. Enjoys it so much sometimes they lose themselves and cannot control themselves even after the person on bottom has had enough. Be careful out there.
by Hlab hlab March 4, 2022
Get the Goblin mode expertmug. Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area
by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017
Get the tongue massage expertmug. A Homosexual.
by Ian Chode November 23, 2003
Get the meat sludge luge expertmug. Someone who takes to social media to talk about a subject they know nothing about and suggest that they know someone in their family that's affiliated with that topic,which means they are as educated and knowledgeable as the person just by association. Women tend to do this when they marry someone. "My Husband is a Doctor, I know what I',m talking about"
by Nevadarhodes May 4, 2019
Get the EBAS - Expert By Association Syndromemug. by Rantrx February 7, 2018
Get the Expertnessmug. She is a NN expert
by DidHarambeReallyDie September 15, 2021
Get the NN Expertmug.