Escalade

A.K.A. Lade: A large American SUV based on the GMC Suburban and Yukon models. Favored particularly by hip-hop stars, as they can accomodate more members of their crew than a Ferrari or luxury sedan.

The grille of the Escalade looks better than that of the GMC Yukon.

by EJL December 13, 2003

Lambhorghini doors on that Escalade!

50 cent "how we do" Great, Very interesting.

Look at those Lambhorghini doors on that Escalade!"

by robbis February 26, 2005

Escalopter

The novel activity executed on an escalator, whereby subject lies rigid with mid to lower back touching both handrails moving in opposing directions, and spinning slowly around in place.

Whoa mate, dizzzying escalopter! Your expression is one of satisfaction and disorientation.

by Esoog August 4, 2008

escalator

Essentially a set of moving stairs which transport an individual from high ground to low ground or from low ground to high ground.

There is a commonly ignored rule of escalator etiquette which states that people are to walk on the left and stand on the right sides of the escalator. Many people ignore this rule and stand on both sides of the escalator resuling in escalator traffic jams. These jams are especially annoying when people are in a rush.

Many people believe escalators are indicatave of the laziness of the human race. Instead or walking up stairs, people insist on being effortlessly floated to the top of their staircase. This is one of the reasons among thousands, that the world is becoming so obese.

Guy: Don't take the stairs, let's take the escalator - it's less effort.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't want to become fat like you.

Employee: I was late because people on the escalator didn't follow the proper escalator etiquette! There was an escalator jam!
Manager: ...you're fired.

by Matt Cowan November 15, 2007

Escaloafing

To stand on a moving escalator,or "loaf" as the name describes. Not to be mixed up with "escalefting"

Harry: Dude, that guy is totally escaloafing, He could save more time by just walking down the escalator, he must be high or something.

Adam: At least he isn't escaleftaloafing, or mescaloafing or even mescaescaleftaloafing.

Harry: Dude...are we high?

Adam: yes

by Scopeftis October 27, 2008

eschatohierophily

eschatology = study or philosopy of end times / latter days.
hieroglyphics = sacred or priestly writing.
philos = brotherly love.

eschatohierophily (n.) -- a predilection towards or familial adherence to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Col. Thomas Kane was noted for his friendship with Brigham young and other signs of eschatohierophily.

by Arthvader February 23, 2009

Escalator Helicoptering

When you are either at the top or bottom of escalators that go opposite directions at the area where the railing is parallel to the ground with escalators that go opposite directions. You then lie down on the railing on your back and the belts going opposite directions cause you to spin in circles.

Random Observer: What is the guy doing?

Friend of Escalator Helicopterer: Oh, he's just Escalator Helicoptering.

Escalator Helicopterer: WEEEEEE!!!!

by raeroocha May 29, 2010