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Scary Ending

Your watching a scary movie with a girl and you have to start jerking off without her knowing (ex. under a blanket). Right when a scary part arrives, you jump up and start screaming. Then you procede to bust all over her face while continuing to scream. She will be very very startled.
"yoo rite in the middle of the movie I gave that bitch a scary ending"
by LDL July 16, 2008
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Chicago Ending

A term originating in the Chicago metropolitan area describing a particular style of semen facial where the man lovingly and perfectly bisects his partner's face with his ejaculate as to avoid said partner's eyes. A Chicago Ending typically describes the man's intent rather than deed, as it is difficult to execute a perfect Chicago Ending in practice.
OMG, Andy took me out to dinner in Chicago last night, and later gave the me the best Chicago Ending. It was so sweet and fitting.
by Gans December 5, 2012
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Sad Ending

When you get a massage and have them euthanize you at the end.
"I can't even get hard anymore. I guess I'll just take a sad ending." - guy on massage table.
by sad_boi_eurobeatoff May 17, 2018
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Netflix ending

A movie on Netflix that drags on without improving and has a shitty/lackluster ending which ruins the overall perception of the show
That was such a Netflix ending, I feel like I just wasted 2 hours of my life!
by H_C_123 October 17, 2019
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dirty ending

When you watch a movie and it ends without any specific conclusion, so the viewer feels betrayed; as if they had been shitting and there's still some left so their butthole still feels dirty.
1. "I just watched the end of the Matrix Reloaded and it was such a dirty ending."

2. "I just took a dump and I feel like I've had a dirty ending, so I should probably get back to dumping soon."
by girlwithchoco December 18, 2011
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Fappy Ending

When a masseuse wont give you a happy ending after a massage, so you're forced to masterbate.
Ya she wouldn't go downtown afterwards. I was forced into a fappy ending.
by Benyjake June 2, 2015
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Never Ending Rasta Bowl

A delicious, freshly-packed bowl that, once lit, is smoked from start to finish without ever needing to be re-lit.
She was so blazed from that Never Ending Rasta Bowl that she finished the never-ending pasta bowl!
by Zakary Stephanik November 16, 2018
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