Eggplant man

The innovator in vegeman porn, His co-star, Corn Man Helped renovate the vegeman porn industry of the millenium

Dude, Eggplant man just put that fire out with his load

by Warlain September 08, 2003

basket of eggplants

A small group of niggers maybe 3 or 4

"This is the goddamn United States of America; you can't even go in a fucking Denny's without seeing a basket of eggplants carrying on at the table next to you!!!"

by Mr.Pooper sex January 15, 2010

Romanian Eggplant

Noun - Organic Improvised Explosive Device. Usually small and dark purple, these items can cause great harm in the wrong hands.

What happened to Owen?
Romanian Eggplant.

by LRW Digital September 30, 2005

eggplant dick

Eggplant dick, commonly used by doctors refers to the look of a fractured penis shaft that resembles the look of an eggplant due to bruising and severe swelling. the scientific term is a penile fracture.

Doctor: 'yeah he has given himself an eggplant dick, he should not have done doggy style'.

by ELCarey October 17, 2017

Eggplant titties

A ugly girl's boobs whose nipples point east and west. Usually brown nipples.

Him: Man she has them Eggplant titties
Him2: What's that man?
Him: Picture a broken dresser and the drawers are pointing different directions.
Him2: Damn.. That's nasty.

by Y So Serious February 09, 2012

droopy eggplant

A droopy man tit or boob
"Athena sure has some droopy eggplants"

"Athena sure has some droopy eggplants"

by 6redneckninja9 November 23, 2016

Eggplant Parmesan

A delicious Italian treat made from eggplants. It's pretty self-explanatory you nitwit. How fucking stupid do you have to be to search for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary? I bet you searched for pineapple too. Someone should give you a lobotomy.

Fuck you and your whole family for searching for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary?

by GeorgeClooney'sTaint December 10, 2018