education

Something that schooling gets in the way of.

Don't let your schooling get in the way of a good education

by ChildStar October 29, 2005

educated hobo

One who has graduated from penultimate hipster status, the educated hobo embodies various attributes from all walks of life, including those of the hipster, nerd, and mountain man variety. The educated hobo can oftentimes be seen grokking about. There can only be one educated hobo in existence.

Tyrel currently holds the status of educated hobo. He can be seen with and without a beard.

by jacksinferno March 11, 2011

religious education

Religious Education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. It is the most pointless hour of bullshit you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just shit on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. No one really really needs to know what Jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash - ignore it kids - the answer to all exam questions is either Jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells :)

what lesson have you got ?

religious education, i sure am ready to fucking kill myself

by ManLikeBraff October 18, 2017

Braun Educational Center

A disgrace to the word "school", the WORST school I've ever been to, a prison for kids with "special-needs", and a living HELL.

1.The teachers, principals, etc. abuse the power they have over the kids.

2. The chefs were changed to kids, who have no real training in the Culinary Arts, (the REAL chefs did that to poison our food, made a lot of us sick, and made the kid chefs look stupid).

3. teachers threatened to give us tickets or put us in the Crisis Room, cuz of their lies and so-called "proof".

4. they had cops walking around there to make it "more safe".

5. liars to us, our parents, superintendents, etc.

6. committed crimes against the students, and said they're just doing "their job".

7. many kids went to juvie, or had to do Community Service for stupid-ass shit they didn't do. (But Braun has "proof" they did it).

8. a school that NEEDS to be shutdown cuz it's so bad.

Braun Educational Center:
WORST. School. EVER.

by pimpmaster25 August 8, 2008

Physical Education

A class in which the more physically mature and naturally athletic students quickly become teachers pets and earn automatic A's. It also strips fat kids of any rights, such as being picked first or having the chance to get an A.

Physical Education sucked today because of how fat and slow I am.

by funnymandan May 10, 2011

Educated Boner

When you get a boner in school.

Tom: yo im not going to class today
Abe: why not, sex ed is fun?
Tom: im trying to avoid getting an educated boner.

by ballsackman January 30, 2010

Educational Orgasm

That feeling of intense pleasure and satisfaction in finally understanding a concept taught to you at school that has left you mindfucked for a considerable period of time. On average, nerds are known to have more frequent and intense educational orgasms, and often it is these orgasms that drive them towards pursuing academic success. Regular highschool dumbfucks may never experience an educational orgasms, as they would typically consider sex with other people preferable to sex with a textbook.

Joey, NERD: WOW, I'm really getting the hang of these trigonometry questions, I am totally having an educational orgasm right now!
Will, REGULAR GUY: Calm down and get laid dude.

by warosaro May 18, 2014