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Call of Duty 

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.
*Player gets noobtubed*
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................i quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!
Call of Duty by EpicKnight March 8, 2011

off-duty booty 

When a cop sleeps with one of the populace he is suppose to be protecting.

From Lie to Me, season 3 episode 3.
An officer getting the number of a girl he pulled over rather than ticketing her then sleeping with her would be considered "off-duty booty."
off-duty booty by u2s July 10, 2011

Call of Duty 

FPS game.

Same shit. Different year.
I miss those times when a sequel in Call of Duty wasn't the same over-used garbage from 2007.
Call of Duty by raexe December 27, 2011

Fall of Duty 

When Halo:Reach releases, the result will be the Fall of Duty.
Fall of Duty by halo:reach September 4, 2010

call of duty booty 

Deterioration of muscular tissue in the rear/ass area, due to inactivity , because of prolonged sitting during extended sessions of Call of Duty 4.
Flatness.
"Goddamn my ass is sore from sitting there trying to get my prestige up!"
"haha fucktard, you've got Call of Duty Booty"
call of duty booty by davyjavy August 4, 2008

bird duty 

To be on bird duty is to be in charge of cooking the turkey for thanksgiving. Applies in other situations too.
- I gotta go. Do you think you can deal with the turkey ?
- But I thought that Tom was on bird duty this year.
bird duty by soperilleux January 16, 2009

Call of Duty player 

Call of Duty players can be divided into 3 groups:

1: The people that don't ruin the community, unlike group 2 and 3.

2: The people that rant about 360 noscopes and bullshit, and hate it when other players get a lucky kill on them

3: The 7 year olds that act all "dude shut the fuck up I have a bitch blowin me right now asshat fuck you you fucking fucked up fucking piece of fuck fuck fuck nigger fuck."

Group 3 usually relates with group 2. Groups 2 and 3, and rarely group 1, discriminate other games because they don't have superb graphics.
The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 1.

This group varies.

The mind of a Call of Duty player, group 2.

Graphics > Gameplay, 360 noscopes make you cool (when they just make you a goddamn queer UNLESS you don't have an orgasm after pulling one off) and if anyone kills you they are a hacker.

The mind of a Call of duty player, group 3.

Tell people that you are seventeen and not seven. Nope, people WON'T think you're Justin Bieber and they will believe that you have a girlfriend. That's right, you fucking fuck fuck fucked up fucking fucked piece of fucking fuck.

Though I don't play the game itself, I enjoy watching people pull off trick shots, and I do infact find it funny when they have "orgasms", BUT I hate it when they go about knocking on people's doors that they spun in the air and hit someone.