Dueses

The act of departing while throwing up the "V-sign", also called the "peace sign" ,a hand gesture with the index and middle fingers open and all others closed.

"Yo nigga i'm bout to be out"

"K boss thats clutch imma see you tomorrow"

" Yupp, dueses"

by annaxlicious2010 March 29, 2010

Dusseldorf Anal Beads

The act of putting a Bratwurst chain inside your partners anus and then pulling it out at extremely high speeds.Eating the sausage afterwards is common.

Person 1:I heard Lisa did the Dusseldorf Anal Beads with Jack last night

Person 2:Didnt know she was into that!

by Lancerhandle June 9, 2021

dasseyed

When one admits to doing something they most certainly did not do, due to a long interrogation process, utter stupidity, or a combination of the two.

Brendan was interrogated about a murder he was not involved in, but due to his lack of intellect and desire to get back to class for his project and watch Wrestlemania, he was dasseyed into making a false confession.

by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 5, 2016

Desserped

"Depressed" backwards. You could say it when you don't want to say the actual word to try to be discrete.

Person: I am desserped because my cat/dog/hamster/fridge died/was run over/stopped working

by KayMarie333 October 21, 2019

Text Dissertation

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.

Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.

by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012

Derp Dissertation

Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.

Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!

by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015

if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022