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Duct Tape

The greastest thing on this planet. Primarily used to repair things. Although many people (like myself) have used duct tape for more crafty purposes, such as making Duct Tape Jackets, and Duct Tape Wallets.
Dude, who's that freak with the duct tape jacket on in the middle of Winter?
by Cptn. John Pineapple September 8, 2004
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Ducati

A great motorcycle manufacturer that is disliked by the majority of the biking community, simply because the majority of the people who buy them tend to only see them as status symbols.
"yo bill!, guess what bike Tom Cruise bought!"

Bill "let me guess, a Ducati, Mv Agusta or a Harly"

Me "how do you know?"

Bill "because there the most expensive"
by overlord2 November 29, 2009
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Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.
I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
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ducktales

1)bull****.
2)something that's too hard to imagine.
3)a false fact.
In a forum, someone said that "Rapper A announced that he will collaborate with Rapper B", in which a reader responds back, "that's ducktales".
by Nucleo Bomz March 15, 2005
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duct taping

to put down strips of duct tape (sticky-side up) on a busy street where cars run from 20-30 mph so when caught under the wheel of a car, the sound of the duct tape beating against the street sounds like a flat tire.
"Hide in the bushes! We just finished duct taping the chick in the red volvo and I think she's pissed"
by Madison and Jeanna August 6, 2006
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Academic Decathlon

THE premier scholastic competition for AWESOME SMART PEOPLE!
Academic Decathlon is so cool. I won lots of medals.
by Keith's Numba One Fan September 5, 2004
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duct tape

(a.)Only one of the coolest things ever. If you ever meet the man who made duct tape you should marry him (unless you're a guy or he and/or you are married).

(b.)A nice little money maker. People will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. Of course if I had no skill in making it, I would too.
(a.)girl-"Hey, did you ever figure out the guy who made that cool stuff they call duct tape?" guy-"Yea, I think I'm gonna propose today!" girl-"Hey, aren't you married...and a guy?" guy-"Dangit!"

(b.)I just made 20 dollars when I sold this stuff I made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape!
by sara February 19, 2005
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