Drumsticked

When you sit down on the toliet after someone has "front porched" and your nuts touch the pile of fecal matter.

Bro.... wtf? I just used your bathroom and got drumsticked! Who Front Porched that????

by Gmillsman May 20, 2017

Drumsticky

While getting a BJ and just as it time to blow yell 'LOOK!' and point at something. As she turns her head, grab it and jizz deep into her ear.

Good luck with those Q-tips and that sticky eardrum bitchhhhhh.

How's the drumsticky used? Straight degradation, that's how

by FarkMeRunning October 12, 2017

dunsting

The act of a crap movie being redeemed by the presence of a hot, often scantily-clad actress; said actress's presence makes you incapable of reaching for the remote because you know she's wearing something revealing in the next scene. So named for the appeal to dudes of "Bring It On," which can only be explained by the presence of Kirsten Dunst.

"Idle Hands" was the worst movie idea ever, but it got a good dunsting from 18-year-old Jessica Alba.

"The Notebook" was so bad not even Rachel McAdams could dunst that piece of shit.

by Mattron + the Fat Kid December 9, 2008

Dirty Drumstick

When you have anal sex with a female & then have vaginal sex with a different girl with washing.

After fucking Kendra in the ass, he gave Crissy the dirty drumstick.

by Da Boy K.O. October 22, 2011

drunktarded

A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.

I was so drunktarded at the party last night, I don't remember if I took a jacket or not.

by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005

drumsteer

Attempting to play percussion instruments and steer at the same time. Can be a derisive comment or a fun pastime, depending on the context.

"Don't drumsteer!" -Robin Scott

"I'm quite good at drumsteering." -Nick Kocharhook

by The Grammar Nazi May 11, 2001

Dunstan

the person with the largest cock in the world

i wish a was as big as dunstan

by Shannon Bell - Kenton , Kenya April 20, 2018