Darryl Anthony James Jr.

No cooler guy exits. He belong to a species known to the layman as bugs. He is a bug.

Nice Lady: I was drivin' this mornen' and I got guts all over me windshealde.

Rude man (slightly skeptical): That was just Darryl Anthony James Jr. It's fine.

by I'm am president. October 18, 2008

Darryl

Works as a car mechanic, and has got six years until retirement.
2 packs of ciggaretes a day habit.
Has three ex-wives.
Rumored to have killed a man in 1993.

"My mechanic Darryl is all cool until you fuck around with him"

by MarcusRex August 9, 2018

Darryl

The act of fully wetting oneself by accidentally falling into a lake, river, or a pool.

Kelly: How was your hike yesterday?
John: Oh god, it was terrible. I was walking near the edge of the river, and I accidentally slipped and fell in.
Kelly: Haha! You pulled a Darryl!
John: It's not funny! I Darryled all over myself.

by Fatfrog November 11, 2010

darryel

Darryel is a person who is very outgoing and chases after her dreams. She is very intelligent and is quite clumsy, but isn't afraid to own up to her mistakes.

Did you see that girl being a darryel bumy telling the teacher she accidentally knocked over the laptop.

by Golden Shining Diva June 14, 2017

Darryled

when your kept from accomplishing a desired task at a set time

Nick: " I went to go brush my teeth, and i got darryled again."
Erica: " I almost got darryled by Pat last week, but he knew what he was doing"
Kelly: "Man, I got darryled three times last week."
Pat: "Dammit, I just got darryled!!"

by 15 union December 9, 2008

darryle

Darryle is the worst kind of chode. He often times leaves snotballs in the pockets of his pants. He loves to make plans for his entire group of friends, then he shows up late to those plans. Basically, Darryle is the worst. Apparently, however, he's the best husband? Darryle drives a hybrid, but talks about his Bronco all the time. Darryle loves beagles.

Darryle poops a lot.

by Shame Train February 24, 2017

Darryl Bag

A pseudonym for one who is a douche bag.

Richard - "I can't eat with you guys today; I'm spending face time with my friends."
Evan - "Yea, ok Darryl Bag..."

by Shadyladiekiller1 January 25, 2009