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Douchetwat

A total waste of space, incompitant inept idiot. like douche but worse. People whose mere presence drains your IQ.
Gaaawwwddd! That guys is such a douchetwat. I should kick his ass for making us all dumber for listening to him.
by Oxman85 February 1, 2007
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douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.
"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010
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Douchetard

The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
by W54th8X August 6, 2010
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douchetag

A term preceded by a pound (#) sign, embedded in tweets, forum posts, or other online communications. Used by people who are ignorant of how content-indexing systems work, thinking that they have to create identifiers or catchphrases to make their content searchable and more prominent.

The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity.
One of the great things about the #iPhone was abandoning the #stylus. Not sure why #samsung thinks bring it back is #innovation and #freedom

(That's it; the form validation stupidly insists that the word "douchetag" appear in here.)
by Oscar Goldman August 20, 2012
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douchtard

A person who is a douchbag and is retarded to boot.
That douchtard couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.
by hhopper August 18, 2008
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douchette

1. The act of a female displaying characteristics synonymous to being a douche.

2. The rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally "male douche gene".
what the hell is Kelly's problem? i picked a quarter up off the ground, and she accuses me of stealing? what a douchette!
by BS Bizzle February 20, 2010
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Douchetard

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.
1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
by erwix August 16, 2010
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