Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.
by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011
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The douchestrudel is the douche that says things so dumb you dont know weather to laugh or punch them in the face.
The douchestrudel is the douche that says things so dumb you dont know weather to laugh or punch them in the face.
Joe: Hey come over and check out the chevelle I just bought
Douchestrudel: yo you should throw some 20's on that biotch.
Joe: speachless.
Douchestrudel: yo you should throw some 20's on that biotch.
Joe: speachless.
by chevychick94 September 29, 2011
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Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.
by Troll Master General November 16, 2011
Get the douchetarian mug.This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.
by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011
Get the douchetopia mug.Adjective: Describing a person or act that is both douchey and pretentious at the same time. Often describes someone associated with academia or high society but also exhibits the characteristics of a douchebag. A douchetentious person often, on first impression seems to be honestly imparting knowledge or experience from lofty pursuits but is actually just bragging in order to impress or make themselves seem important.
It is hard to cite an example but it is easily spotted.
"Oh, I cant come to the cookout because I am leading a retreat to contemplate the life experiences of the great thinkers of our time. This person is douchetentious.
"Oh, I cant come to the cookout because I am leading a retreat to contemplate the life experiences of the great thinkers of our time. This person is douchetentious.
by novabeatnik March 18, 2014
Get the douchetentious mug.Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.
I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.
by sherwinre August 2, 2017
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