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Douchebastic

A cross between Douchebag and Spastic
Dude, what he said was foul and uncalled for...straight up douchebastic
by Shackdriver February 10, 2020
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Douchefuck

When an individual is such an active Ass-wipe that they can only be described using ,two descriptive obcenities.
He's such a douchefuck all about himself with no redeeming qualities whatsoever!
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pussy douchefuck

A complete pussy, aka a girly ass bitch, who is so stupid that being a complete douche does not suffice. A pussy douchefuck is the lowest possible insult, because the individual being insulted is not only stupid, but also incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, and has no possible manhood in tact.
"Hey man, wanna go out for some drinks?"
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."
by Fuck bitches. Get money. July 9, 2017
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DoucheFuck

When Douchebag Isnt Enough To Explain Someones Retardidness
Some Dude: Guys, I Gotta Tell You A Secret. . . I Like It When Girls Hit Me
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck
by Bgd Mice December 29, 2007
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Doucheass

A word used to modify any person solely as a put-down or commonly used in a combination of put-downs.
(1) Rick, that upsidedown, backwards visor is fuckin' gay, you doucheass.

(2) That kid is a doucheass mother fuckin' faget.
by Pierce S. December 9, 2003
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doucheoisie

White collar turned up? Doucheoisie
by thegalvanizer March 18, 2010
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Douchebuck

Noun. A combination of the words: Douchebag, and Starbucks.

One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.

Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.
Douchbuck, singular:

"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."

Douchebuck, plural:

"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."
by N. Adamson January 23, 2009
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