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Dotard

1. Our new teacher is a total dotard, she just lets us walk out of the class at any time.

2. Living near an old people's home means I get to see dotards all the time. Yay.....
by ZangyTangy4 December 20, 2010
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Dotard

An idiot, simpleton president who can't take his eyes off the teleprompter.
by lycosagain April 7, 2004
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DoTA2

Sequel to the famous moba game DoTA, this time created by Value Games. DoTA2 is set to be one of the biggest moba competitive games on release and has already had a $5 million tournament while in beta.
User1: Check out these DoTA 2 streams!
User1: This game is going to own -> dota2streams.tv
User2: WOW!!!! DoTA 2 looks awsome
User2: I can't wait to get my beta key :)
by DoTA2Player November 8, 2011
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Dotastasis

The state of being in a "just living" phase whilst serial playing Dota 2 for an undefined period of time, completely oblivious to what's going on around you or your humanly needs. Dotastasis can be deadly if induction is accidental and no source of hydration is within arms length. Typically Dotastasis can last anywhere from 6 hours to 1 week.
Person A: Hey, have you heard from Zain recently?
Person B: Nah, I think he's in Dotastasis again.
Person A: Bloody Dota, why can't he play a good game like League....
by OccupyMajina September 15, 2016
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Dota2

Dota2 is the EPIC LEGENDARY MOBA GAME EVER CREATED IN HUMAN HISTORY that ever existed
you need is a pure mindfuck team strategy one of the hardest games because you need to know

how to last hit and denied on creeps and know how to use skills ... unlike LOL which is sucks 1

champion can kill alll 4 champions and free TP, no gold reduction when died... IN DOTA2 TP COST,HARD EARNED MONEY,DENIED When you died the half of your money will be gone..!
YOU SHOULD TRY DOTA2 !
Why dota2 is better? BETTER Graphics Look like you are there battling another heroes! unlike lol you look like watching 90s cartoons booring as fuck ! and Dota2 battles last over 1hour! unlike lol 10-20mins wtf? Sucks! and the best is " COME BACK " this happened when you almost got defeated by another team then you all got chance to kill them all and got item then destroyed their towers and tadaaa! YOU WIN! one of the best feeling you will get if you try dota !! thats why its awesome!
AND ITS PRIZE POOL in TOURNAMENT! last tournament is 10million! and last one CHARACTER DESIGN in DOTA2 it has logic! EPIC COSTUME AND SETS! while in LOL wtf? RIOT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING? MASTER YI? 2 SWORDS IN BOOTS AND SPLINTER SHIT IN EYES? is riot 12 year old thats why i leave LOL full of kids ! going alone in mid then got feed!

Leave LOL its for kids !
DOTA2>LOL
DOTA,DOTA2,LOLSUCKS
by Dota2 is a epic moba game that December 30, 2014
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dotabeticle

A woman's period and the emotional turmoil attributed to her behavior at that time.
She was acting dotabeticle when she threw her shoes across the room and started crying when she could not find her keys.
by Shmerydoodle2 May 2, 2014
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DotArd

Somebody who is hopelessly addicted to the Warcraft map, DoTA
DotArd: lo0l, lieK do YoU waNT tO iS paLy dOOta wid MeH??/
Normal Guy: Go away, DotArd.
by Random Dude Person June 26, 2008
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