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Doppelwänger

Your identical twin of a penis. Exactly the same dimensions, skin tone and "flaccid to hard" growth velocity. Similar to Joey from Friends hand twin, only it's your man-junk.

Everybody has one.

"This dick is your dick, this dick is my dick, oh wait , that's your dick, no wait it's my dick"
Brad and Chad stood at urinals...

Brad: OMG, dude - I think we're Doppelwängers!!

Chad: Dude, what's a Doppelwänger?

Brad: Dude! We have identical dicks!

Chad: Dude... That's Rad!
by Matty2Fatty June 16, 2021
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Doppelgänger

A person who is a look alike to another person. This person is a twin to the other, but could have been born is a different part of the world or years before the other doppelgänger. Most doppelgängers seem to have one bad and one good. In many cases if your doppelgänger was born at the same time as you they would make your life a living hell. Some people never meet their doppelgänger but if you do I have warned you.( the word doppelgänger is a Latin word that means evil twin)
In the show The Vampire Dairies the main character, Elena, has a doppelgänger named Katherine who is over 500 years older than her but she was turned into a vampire. Katherine tried in every way to make Elena’s life hell and even tried to kill her multiple times.
by Sava332 May 9, 2018
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Doppelganger

While having a threesome that includes two men, and your balls touch - DOPPELGANGER!
Man 1: oH man that chick was so hot, but our balls totally touched brah

Man 2: yea brah you totally doppelganged me

DOPPELGANGER!
by Knightwang January 21, 2011
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television doppelganger

A television character doppelganger. It's said that every one of us has one.
Catherine from CSI is totally her television doppelganger.
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doppeldanger

DAH-PULL-DANG-ER (pronoun) is an interchangeable term typically used to describe an indescribable object generally that one was just using and now cannot find, furthermore and for whatever reason, the individual cannot articulate what exactly said item was only further compounding the verbal breakdown. Insert 'doppeldanger' to expedite communication despite limited information.

Synonym: Widget
Has anyone seen that there doppeldanger?? I just had it!
by Lee Freedom July 16, 2010
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doppelgangernacht

"night-walking double"

First it was Nicolas Cage, then John Travolta. Who will be next?

Spitting images of current day people who have been discovered in civil-war photographs. The theory is that the people in the photographs are actually the people who are living today, and they are actually vampires. it's as good a theory as any.

some people might posit that vampires can't be photographed, but it might be possible that these photos were their last as humans, having been turned shortly thereafter.

Coined by Deryn on October 1, 2011 in the comments on the post about John Travolta being a vampire from the Civil War on thesuperficial.com

The first instance of Nicolas Cage as a vampire. Photo on diabolus (aka jack_mord on eBay)'s etsy shop
Listed on Jul 12, 2011
you should take a look at this daguerreotype! it's totally a doppelgangernacht of Nic Cage!
by supercarrot October 7, 2011
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dopplewanger

someone with two wangs that are alike down to the happy hairs and semen spray qualitys
eat my cookin dopplewanker biatch!!
by Wee-Noss poopmaster February 18, 2004
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