Doorknob

In a talk therapy session, when a client brings up a serious or lengthy new topic just as they reach for the doorknob to leave. The purpose of this might be to evade delving deeper into the matter, or to prolong the session, or simply to be a drama queen/king.

Therapist - "Alright then Judy, it looks our time is up, see you next week. Same time."

Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"

Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"

by Cataholic April 18, 2013

town doorknob

the town's slutty chick who bones everyone and discriminates toward none.

"that chick is the town doorknob-everyone has had a turn!"

by Haywood Jablowme III June 25, 2016

rusty doorknob

When a girl poops on a man's penis, and leaves it to dry, for a few hours (this is essential!) and then returns to give him a handjob as if she were turning a doorknob. A rusty doorknob.

"OMG Rhonda gave Bernie a rusty doorknob last night! He says he now has a new perspective on life."

by Danprabjanif Kinharbak November 5, 2011

doorknobbing

tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object

After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.

by Alfling August 30, 2014

Doorknob

A slur against the colorblind. The colorblind community feels, with it being very oppressed, that they deserve a word to reclaim. That word is "doorknob".

Person A: "Hey man, how do you feel about the colorblind community?"

Person B: "I think they're a bunch of doorknobs!"

Person A: "Yikes man, way uncool. Wait til Twitter hears about this."

by WestTexas_ August 25, 2022

The Angry Doorknob

The angry doorknob is a sexual move in which the performer of the move finishes fucking their partner, punches them in the face and sits on their face and farts while they are stunned.

That bitch was giving me lip so i gave her the angry doorknob.

by therealXII September 7, 2009

I like it hanging from the doorknob

When you hang a sock on the door knob it lets people know that you are doing something freaky inside, you know something sexual.

Ladies and Boys bored out of your mind "I like it hanging from the doorknob" Tie a Toy Sexual Strap On to a Doorknob for Hours of Fun !

by Mr. Bogus October 6, 2010