dookie ninja

Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.

I was shopping at Wal-mart and saw a dookie ninja at the check out lane.

by reverend megaton August 11, 2011

Poot Dookie

A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".

1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.

2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?

by MckPDAliPD October 26, 2009

Slippery Doorknob

Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.

Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.

Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!

by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010

God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.

Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?

by MathPlus November 10, 2021

dookie dumplins

Black version of teabagging

Holy shit! That girl just got both of Tyrone's balls in her mouth. She just had her first order of dookie dumplins!

by dirty duck October 23, 2012

Spooky dookie

When your taking a poop and the lights turn off.

When the light cut off I was taking a poop and in that moment I realized I realized I was a victim of a spooky dookie.

by I don’t remember July 27, 2019

blast-a-dookie

To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.

Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.

by J.L.Willis July 26, 2003