blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005

dookie

brown pasty substance from one's asshole.

I shit out dookie.
Dookie comes out my butt.
Dookie smells bad.
My dog makes orange dookie.
Shut-up dookie-head.

by soul October 30, 2004

Doojee

Slang for heroin.

"Hey, if you're ever in New York, you should stop by my crib... we can smoke a bone or boot a doojee."

by hippo322 February 16, 2004

Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

Dookie

To poop:

I gotta go dookie
I have to use the bathroom
Going number two

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

dookietounge

When all your teeth are rotting out and are brown your tounge turns a similar color

Yo Gramps quit talking you got a dookietounge

by KOKOANEKAT December 17, 2011

dookie shark

When you take a shit and it's so enormous that it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, like the dorsal fin of a shark. Commonly found in low-capacity flush toilets.

It's always a shock to look down in the toilet and see a dookie shark staring up at you.

by Mister Tibbs January 27, 2013