Don't move

It is the one command that people will listen to. It is an amazing technique that you can use whenever you want.

The sentence you say to somebody when you spot something weird or unknown that is on them. Almost always, they will immedietely become still also known as the "Don't Move!" response. The person will almost always think that it is some sort of insect on them. Particularly a spider.

Sometimes people use this to elicit the "Don't Move" response from friends just to piss them off.

Is it a spider? Oh my god I can feel it in my hair!!

by VeaLin November 28, 2010

Don't Be Such a Zubris

When you over exaggerate, someone who likes penis

Guy 1: I LOVE PENIS!

Guy 2: Don't be such a zubris! The world will end if you're a Zubris!

Guy 1: Now who's a Zubris???

Guy 2: I like penis......

by caterpillarcock April 24, 2010

don't-rag

When an awkward white guy wears a do-rag.

Jim, I know you're pasty-white, but for the love of God take off that don't-rag in public.

by The_Word_Smith July 23, 2015

Can Don't

Opposite of "Can Do" people. All of those most annoying people you work with who portray themselves as MVP's of the company when in fact the don't actually make anything happen. They just say they do. Oddly this affects most people in Marketing and Sales.

"Oh man. Gary keeps pubulishing to-do lists for everyone else in the office instead of actually doing anything constructive."

"I know. The dude's a real "Can Don't".

by Gmaxx January 28, 2013

don't be ugly

Don't be rude, insulting, or make yourself less attractive by saying or doing something rude/insulting to another person.

Some people are beautiful...until they open their mouth and speak 'ugly' of others.

My Southern Mother would say this often to us if we were speaking unfavorably of another person. 'Don't be ugly'. Her meaning was, 'It only makes you look ugly/less attractive.'

by Rheej March 3, 2014

don't sleep

don't doubt me. don't think i'm not 'bout it.

i may be small but don't sleep you'll be suprised at what i can do

by Tazmanian devil May 27, 2006

don't be ridiculous

It could mean anything :from are you kidding? To stop making a fool of yourself, and anything in between

He just dropped lebron in his fantasy team,don't be ridiculous!

by uncle ruckus November 11, 2015