Ditto

Big d!ck

Hey, you have a big ditto ;)

by DO U ??? March 19, 2021

DeDiego Ditto

A ditto given out by DeDiego. There is a good chance of all the answers being the same.

Answers:

1)era
2)era
3)era
4)era

etc...

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

ditto dad

A father/dad of two or more people.

My sister and I look completely different but we have a ditto dad.

by Franzy72 January 7, 2025

Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted tonperianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Ditto

"Ditto" a nickname for someone who is named after their Dad; a Junior. someone who also has a cousin 2yrs older than him who go's by the name Junior b'coz he was named after his Dad. so to eliminate confusion and/or prevent 2 people coming when being called when they wanted a specific person as in not the father nor the cousin who's 2 yrs older than the person they were calling for, it has been determined before birth by his Mother that he shall be called "Ditto"...
and by calling him "Ditto"

his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...

Mom: "hmm, i can't find my purse, keys, reach the remote or the mail has came and i do not want to get up.."

"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."

by smartass whiteboy June 17, 2023

ditto

the pokemon: The cutest thing ever no other opinoins allowed
the word: same

a:hello
b:hello
a:is it just me or is the urban dictionarys description of ayden great
b:ditto

by search how to find chuck noris March 30, 2023

Ditto

The Pokemon with the most fucked up back story in the game. Dittos begin life in a laboratory as a failed attempt to create Mewtwo so they are already fucked up to begin with. Then they are discarded into the wild and are shunned by other Pokemon for being different until the day comes when a juvenile delinquent wearing a baseball cap uses one of his pets to paralyze and beat Ditto within an inch of its life and forced into a ball. Only to be taken to a "daycare" and forced to have sex repeatedly with other Pokemon until it produces an egg. The egg is then taken and Ditto is then forced to endure the same cycle over and over again.

I cought a Ditto yesterday. So I took it to the "daycare" and had Charizard, Dragonair, Eevee, Arcanine, and Onix run a train on it for some eggs

by The man 309 June 15, 2024