A fiction character that suffers from one sided love. Someone who loves a person but that person does not love them in return. They choke and cough up flower petals.
She coughed up petals because she has Hanahaki Disease.
by Izzy24 October 01, 2018
Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*
Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.
Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.
by Peanuts b December 12, 2018
Chris: Matt has been sitting on his PC for 3 days straight
Harold: His parents bought him World of Warcraft. He's come down with The WoW Disease
Harold: His parents bought him World of Warcraft. He's come down with The WoW Disease
by Fredric January 03, 2008
Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.
by ak80 August 06, 2014
by krabbe February 26, 2008
The deindustrialization of a nation's economy that occurs when Wall Street financiers use fictitious capital to finance highly leveraged speculative investments of astronomically high risk that simultaneously devalue the nation's currency and destroy its productive capacity by stifling credit to the real economy.
Those fuckers on Wall Street have plundered our booty and given us all a scorching case of derivative disease
by kiwi_david June 02, 2010