directurd

A girl who so obsessed with One Direction that it borders on insanity.
Signs of being a Directurd include but are not limited to

-Telling haters to kill themselves
-masturbating to One Direction posters on their walls
-writing fanfiction about having sexual intercourse with the boys from One Direction
-hating on other bands and artists
-not being able to handle criticism towards One Direction
-threatening to kill haters
-knowing ANYTHING and EVERYTHING about One Direction

The list goes on.

Directurds are among the most horrid human beings known to mankind.

by The Greatest Evil Being Ever December 1, 2013

direct sunlight

Direct sunlight

The mortal enemy and known weakness of gamers.

Direct sunlight is sunlight that shines onto a growing boy at full strength, with nothing getting between the sunlight and the child.

by widget master November 11, 2018

DirecTV

A satellite provider serving the US, Caribbean, and Latin America. It’s rated #1 in the US, but in major markets it has been surpassed by cable companies. Offers a way to watch your favourite NFL teams by something called NFL Sunday Ticket.

Guy: Why do I have to watch the game that’s on my local affiliate? I have DirecTV, so I have nfl Sunday ticket.

by InterstateDriver April 2, 2019

Directioners

Directioners is a defenition of the best fandom in the whole world, but they are clowns.

Omg look a directioners, they must be a clowning for July 23rd.

by stillclowningforonedirection August 14, 2020

Directional Cancellation

A term used in video games.

The act of cancelling your shots mid-air, essentially depending on luck on whether your hits connect or not.

His directional cancellation is insanely lucky!

by htrgtjoiwrfoewefew September 4, 2021

Social Directumator

One who sticks their nose up everyones' ass and calls themselves social co-ordinator.

The mayor is playing the role of social directumator tonite , he knows everything about everyone.

by Beardedbee April 18, 2017

Aerial Director

Aerial Director is a made up title given to country boys that look like the retarded brother of woody from toy story. If you're a disappointment to your father and fuck yourself with a Snap-On™ dildo every night, you just might be a prime choice for Aerial Director.

Synonyms: meaningless title retarded lazy

"That guy walks like he's holding back a nasty shit and looks like he hasn't gotten laid since his family reunion, he must be an aerial director."

by HydraulicsIsFuckingGay November 11, 2018