Mexican Dipstick

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.

I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.

by Year of the Browneye September 15, 2016

a dipshit

Someone who is really stupid and annoying.

George your a dipshit

by Refraction2 June 11, 2019

social dipshitting

An act of defiance during a state of global pandemic where irresponsible mouth breathers gather in large numbers and close proximity to one another to unnecessarily scream catch phrases, slogans and racist slurs into each others face orifices in effort to prove who the biggest Covidiot is before they all spread the virus to their unsuspecting friends, relatives and neighbors.

Can you believe all of those people social dipshitting with each other in that crowded pool bar? They are surely endangering our society like only absolute dipshits would do.

by DrumsRFun June 30, 2020

Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.

“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.

by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021

dipsilucious

Of or pertaining to a vacation (usually around the holidays) in which you spend almost every waking hour consuming beer.

I'm on dipsilucious vacation :said by Peter Griffin as he cracks open a beer:

by Dan the Pats Fan May 23, 2005

Dipshit Move

An act that is incredibly stupid.

Dude 1: Dude, Craig Owens got kicked out of Chiodos.

Dude 2: What the fuck? Craig Owens IS Chiodos. What a dipshit move.

by Entr' Acte November 18, 2009

dipshitting

the act of spitting smokeless tobacco dip while also shitting on the toilet simultaneously.

I didn't finish my dip yet, so I was just dipshitting at that time.

by Outlawdipper August 5, 2009