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Dion

Dion is a streamer on twitch: DionInsanity
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Speelt "Dion" nog minecraft?
by CorpsLoot November 21, 2021
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Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.
Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025
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Dion Dellaportas

An odd fello
A kind person

An extremely funny young boy with a natural size penis.

Girls love him
"Dion Dellaportas, why are you so funny"
by Overnewton l November 30, 2018
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Dion

A very short alpha male who gets all the girls (0)
"Wow, Dion is so short"
by Dion69420 February 13, 2021
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Dion Hunter

Little boy who always talks shit and loves taking people to court
by gtg484 June 2, 2018
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Dion

"I went to this party and these Dioning on top of his cousins"
by Fredo Pasta November 24, 2021
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Dion

Dion is a person with a gay personality. Always prefer men. Attracted to tall black men with a long peinis, cries a lot, he even tries to seduce his brother when he feels horny and alone.
Dion is my big brother
by Pandula August 4, 2019
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