dickshit

pretty much an asshole, but it's funner to say

shut up dickshit!

by saralin January 4, 2009

Dicks are down

A motivational phrase uttered right before an action. Mainly used by a group of bros, to give an advanced warning signal to all that an action is about to happen, and then the reward for the action will be reaped (e.g. post work beers...).

Common in usage to "let's roll".

*near the end of a grueling work-day*
Joe: Can't wait to finish this report!
Tom: Yeah Man, dicks are down - let's finish this and go to the pub!

by phemer March 7, 2010

Dicksac

The skin that surrounds ones dick

Show me your dicksac

by The Tillerrr August 25, 2011

dickscuse

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)

Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Dicks out for Borris

Pulling your cock out in sign of respect to our good whale Borris

oi boys 'Dicks out for Borris'

by datcok September 14, 2016

dicks and sticks

used to refer to something that's not really worth much and therefore not worth discussing

Dude you guys are arguing over 5 cents on Venmo, it's dicks and sticks, relax.

by RHeinz March 7, 2022

oatmeal dicks

why on gods green earth would you so even thing or possibly search this

why would you search oatmeal dicks

by gidZ5 October 24, 2019