if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

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Dessert Chips

Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.

George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

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crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 27, 2018

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Dessert

Something sweet and delicious

I had the best dessert at Stumptown!

by Konono March 28, 2023

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Sex Dessert

sex dessert is like whatever videos u watch or memes u look at or whatever on ur phones together after a solid fuck

last time we fucked and u started watching videos of people fighting kangaroos for dessert i wanted u to fuck me again, you have such good taste in sex dessert

by Blambi December 25, 2020

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