The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.
by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
Get the desperation beer mug.Despeciation is a regular process. The dinosaurs having been extinct 65 millions years ago is an example of despeciation. Today, anthropogenic interventions are more than likely to accelerate despeciation.
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Get the Descraption mug.(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.
Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.
by Amersons March 5, 2019
Get the Desperation Joggers mug.The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.
Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "
Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n June 2, 2011
Get the synchro-defecation cycle mug.When one has not had a boyfriend or girlfriend in the longest time, therefore making oneself desperate and either dreaming about the most stupidest or imaginary person of the opposite sex, or trying to hook up with another person in which the person does not desire.
If you don't understand this definition, beat it.
If you don't understand this definition, beat it.
Ever since I broke up with mike, I have had outbursts of GDs (great desperations), like fantasizing about the geek with pink eye.
by Candy, Lex, and Jaqui March 9, 2004
Get the Great Desperation mug.a couple who are despirate to go at it 24/7 even if it mean leaving there childeren to walk home from places far away.
rory's parents is a good example of this, just proves 2 weeks isn't long enough. despiration is a sin!
by manwhoremk July 14, 2008
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