Decerto

A European competitive Call of Duty forum where many disabled people and infants now hang out, in contrast to the early days (2007) when the level of posting was mainly mature and intelligent. The majority of new users constantly spew overused memes with a view to getting "likes". Many people have adopted the bb.com misc sense of humour but are unaware new faggots so do not have the ability to use said jokes and memes in correct fashion. The average age is 14, with the average IQ being a similar number. It is cringe-central.

just joined decerto from gb ur8 m8 mirin

by Wesley Poupon June 14, 2011

deer toe

boy version of camel toe, pants or shorts riding up there weener.

natalie: ewh, Mr. Smith has massive deer toe, his pants are like up to his nipples.

andrew: well thats what makes him cool, and he has really bad deer toe your right. :

natalie: ew, hes gross. =

by fonzy gonzales March 21, 2008

deert

Is a forest dwelling animal . Know for running out in front of cars and fucking up said car. Deert is an alternative name for deer. Origins Trailer Park Boys.

Holy shit!!! Look at all those fuckin deerts.

by Sunnyvale Queen Bee June 5, 2016

deer creek high school

gay sex center

hey I’m going to deer creek high school later
sweet! enjoy the gay sex!

by ballssucker October 20, 2021

Deershit Retarded

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."

Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."

by Ed54 July 6, 2010

deer tits

Of or relating to giant memory glands. Exclamation of giant breasts "female breasts". Large breasts that start small at the top and large at the bottom, hanging over the woman's stomach as a tick would exemplify the shape over a saturated deer tick.

Kyle: "Holy shit look at those DEER TITS"!

Cameron: "Dude what are you talking about"?

Brandon: "Its a pair of ginormous breasts"!

by vego the carpathian December 18, 2010

Deer Fucking

The act of sneaking up to a house full of Christmas decorations and placing two of the deer decorations in a potion in which makes them appear to be having intercouse with each other then running away before the owners come out of their houses

Nathan texted his friend Bryce and said hey man want to sneak out and go deer fucking tonight?

by nateyboy37 April 3, 2018