The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 26, 2013
Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.
I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.
by Muffinbuster69 February 25, 2019
When someone is talking shit about you.
I thought my ex and I parted on good terms and were still friends; but she was caught in the act by other friends of ours who knew almost everything about us and confronted her for lying about me to make me look bad while committing defecation of character.
by Smart as... April 26, 2024
by MiddleSchoolHumorAtItsPeak May 25, 2023
The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.
John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.
by ncinpa December 31, 2013