by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
by illusivepriest May 25, 2020

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.
John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.
by ncinpa December 31, 2013

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》
by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

Sudden Onset Defecation or S.O.d. which is difference between let’s stop at the next rest stop and PleasePullOverNow!
“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
by Saloondoor June 30, 2023
