The Deadly Shaft Worm

It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die

John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore

Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now

by Shaft Inspector !!! February 24, 2011

7 deadly sins

The 7 most deadly sins are
Sloth
Greed
Anger
Gluttony

Lust
Pride
Envy

Some people preach the 10 commandments but hid behind God's cloak while they commit a 1 of the 7 deadly sins.

by PRETTY IN COPPER February 8, 2017

deadly duo

When you see two fucking sexy looking people (either female or male)and thier looks and action's, could kill. Mainly because they are so sexy or hot.

Oh shit, there's the deadly duo Alicia and Amy

by EAMUY May 25, 2008

silent night deadly night

1.n. A classic old school horror movie about a killer dressed as santa claus.

1. Lizloo and I are going to get some popcorn and watch silent night deadly night...then fuck.

by B Brian Blair March 30, 2008

Seven Deadly Sins

The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea

a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

a group of vicious killers who travel from place to place earning large sums of money to kill people. They eventually turned on one of thier own, Black Mamba, and were subsequently wiped out in a raging rampage of revenge that took Black Mamba all over the world and reunited her with her daughter.

Elle Driver AKA California Mountain Snake was a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.

by The Gooch May 11, 2004

deadly in scotland

Means, a force to be reckoned with, or some imminent event that will bring forth much rewards.

That Jack and Jane, they are fuckin' deadly in scotland, like a haggis holocaust.

by Pehlte May 2, 2006