Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

pandora icons and decor

amazing decor and icon server on discord, great staff (including me 🙄)

pandora icons and decor is the best discord server on the app 🙄

by letgoofmyeggobitch March 10, 2022

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 23, 2017

Decorate December

Decorate December is a drawing challenge for December!! You must participate AFTER you have put up the Christmas decorations!! See the words on my TikTok MarsyBar

Friend: Hey wanna hang out??
You: Oh I can’t sorry I have to draw for Decorate December!

by Mars_Mallow November 11, 2019

Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !

I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !

by Lisalugwrench April 07, 2019

poop decoration

Corn or Maze

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.

by December 27, 2021

decorative ribs

When you work in a toolshop, let’s say, in Oldcastle Ontario, and your toolmaker sees something he has no clue about what the function is, so he makes up such a wild idiotic assumption, it makes you question if he’s high, but he’s not, so you think he’s just retarded.

“These ribs cut into this core are so shallow, they must be decorative ribs…. “
“Dude, you’re retarded.”

by Allstar mold maker February 24, 2025