kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011

Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.

John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.

by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011

The Deaf Russell

When your cumming in your gay lovers ass and moaning like a deaf girl getting fucked in the ass for the first time.

When I cum in my apprentice ass it was like The Deaf Russell.

by Yetiarms April 22, 2022

Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing

Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.

by Sierralemon April 3, 2021

Pee deaf

The condition of temporary deafness brought on by peeing.

Hold up, I'm pee deaf. Give me a second

by tiny raccoon December 13, 2022

Tone Deaf

All bad pop stars, especially Britney Spears

"Oh my gosh, whats wrong with this crappy music, she must be tone deaf"

by Barbi June 11, 2006

Color Deaf

The ability to only hear white people.

What? I'm color deaf.

by Da44 January 13, 2015