Dark side of the moon

To moon someone and then proceed to defecate in their direction.

"Some guy flipped me off yesterday so I had to give him the dark side of the moon."

by satansymbolguy August 27, 2013

Dark Side

To engage in sexual relations with female Midshipman at the United States Merchant Marine Academy at Kings Point, NY. Also popular among USNA Midshipman.
A person who has engaged in Dark Siding is commonly known as a Dark Sider, also less commonly referred to as The Emperor or Darth Vader, depending upon the attractiveness of the female involved and/or the number of instances of Dark Siding committed by the individual.

Hey did you hear about Smith, he's gone over to the dark side, poor bastard.

by KP Setback June 29, 2006

dark side

The place where cruddies go when they realize that the rest of the world finds them offensive

I'm so glad those cruddies went back over to the dark side. They were sucking all the joy out of my day with their bitterness and anger.

by SexyHo June 14, 2004

Dark Side of the Moon

Pink Floyd's opus, and basically put the band on the map. Released in 1973, and is still going strong in terms of sales and airplay.
It's musically transcendental, ethereal, cathartic; lyrically dark and even emotional, dealing with themes such as insecurity, insanity, war, death, and the evils of money.
Recommended for anyone who's just getting into rock music.

Dark Side of the Moon is just one of those albums that comes around once in a lifetime.

by VitalyKimiSebNirvana October 14, 2012

dark side

the place with cookies. :)

"come to the dark side we have cookies!!"
"yay!! cookies!!!"

by reynish April 2, 2009

the dark side

where african americans tend to gather during assemblies.

"pardon me mr. caucasion, but your a blemish on the face of the dark side."

by wankstas anonomous November 6, 2007

The Dark Side

Feels good doesn't it?

Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022