These are the faggots in mosh pits that everyone else hates. They flail around picking up pennies and practicing their karate, while annoying EVERYONE else.

It is very fun to punch hardcore dancers in the face, stomach, or almost any other area that will cause bodily harm.

Although it is unknown how, hardcore dancers seem to be at every show EVER in the world. There are hardcore dancers at black metal shows and death metal shows, which pisses off the REAL metalheads.

Hardcore dancers are either 87 pounds and have more hair in front of their face than anywhere else, or they are 300 pounds and like to take their shirts off and sweat on everyone in pits.

All hardcore dancers should be killed, I do my best to fuck em up at every show. Everyone should beat up at least one hardcore dancer per show, maybe then they will get the point.

A person having a seizure can be called a hardcore dancer, and therefore laughed at.

The only hardcore dancers at real metal shows are retards.

Wow! look at that moron hardcore dancer picking up pennies to Immolation, lets beat the shit outa him!

hardcore dancer by Ronald McFondled December 14, 2008

gogo dancer

gogo dancers are people who like to dance in cages at clubs.

cheng is a gogo dancer.

gogo dancer by lifezhard. November 6, 2010

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Kadaitcha Dancer

A hambeast or buttergolem of the antipodean variety. This peculiar creature is thankfully incapable of reproduction as there are no beer goggles in the whole rocking world thick enough to render the thing rootable even by the most desperate.

Hiya Snowpony! You look like a Kadaitcha Dancer!

Kadaitcha Dancer by The International Wool Secretariat January 14, 2005

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bass dancer

a bass dnacer is someone who dances frantically on top of a bass at a dance or bar/bat mitzfah and flaunts thier sexy ass

yo, at that dance she was such a bass dancer, shaking that ass.

bass dancer by faranksethelan March 1, 2009

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