cumper

A person pumping out cum.

or

A person camping (typically in Fortnite) with a pump shotgun.

"See that cumper over there absolutely jorking it"

or

"damn this guys such a cumper"

by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024

cumper

A jumper used as a cum-rag after a wank or shag.

Hey Bruce, hope you had tissues when you were travelling.

I am alright, had my cumper thankfully.

by fiddlebumper January 5, 2025

Cumple

A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date

My parents met while running cumple solos

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Chumpee

Chumpee
The ultimate Pottstown Power-Noun. It’s basically a Jawn that’s been through some stuff, has a sense of humor, and probably owes you five dollars.
While a "jawn" is a cold, inanimate object, a Chumpee has a soul. It is the "universal adapter" of slang—if you can't remember the name of a person, a pet, a car part, or a specific line of code in your custom OS, you just slap "Chumpee" on it and everyone knows exactly what you mean.
1. The "Human Jawn"
The go-to name for your favorite person who is currently being a complete weirdo. It’s 50% "I love you" and 50% "You’re an absolute clown."

"Let me get a... uh... one of them spicy chumpees from the heat roller. Yeah, the buffalo one."

by Xxkiloxx February 7, 2026

El Cumpleaños

A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.

"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"

by Jack Shack September 28, 2017

feliz cumpleaños!

Felix is eating crumbs on the floor

Happy Birthday and wish you feliz cumpleaños!

by Heavy one June 7, 2022

I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it

"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"

by Myam13 March 30, 2021