Cumbled

To Jizz in your pants. This is often because of a hot female approaching and can be found amongst horny teenagers and old men, but a few cases can appear in blue balls suffering men.

Dude, hot girl approaching.
Where?! Where?!

(Sees said girl and awkwardly shuffles while making weird faces)
Um.... I may or may have not cumbled

by oTommyDo July 5, 2016

Cumble

Cumble, the litle balls of semen that gather in your pubic hair after sex

Bruh, after I gave Jones that fat cream pie, I had cumbles for a week.

by Brogantac August 30, 2019

Apple Crumbles

When you crumble a booger (boogoo) onto the person sitting next to you.

Apple crumbles!!!! (This of course is yelled whilst the crumbling is happening.)

by freedomfries July 8, 2014

that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by lazy student May 31, 2004

cumblister

when you spit your hot hot load onto some very young poon and it burns the snizz up

OH damn I think I gave her a cumblister last night...!!!

by crimson doodler March 17, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

go with the flow

"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

by Hwadoom May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004