Cumbles

The inability to annunciate due to large amounts of recessive cum lodged in ones throat.

What the hell was Scott saying?

I dont know he was all fully of cumbles!

by dexter016 March 11, 2011

Cumbleswatch

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

cumblastable

Blast of cum that Is capable of being shot into the mouth and comming out the nose

I was so turned on that one touch put me in a cumblastable state.

by Princess Jewels January 4, 2014

Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.

Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!

by Sonix June 23, 2014

Cumble Tea

Bubble Tea + Cum = Cumble Tea

Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................

by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020

that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

Jacuzzi Cubbles

1. Jacuzzi bubbles made out of semen

A Jacuzzi Cubble* can be produced when two or more gay males are in a jacuzzi, and they ejaculate in the water. Any bubbles that rise to the surface thereafter are referred to as Cubbles, seeing as they are now tainted with semen.

*The word Cubble mixes the word CUM and the word BUBBLE

Timmy and Eric were having a nice time fucking each others ass in the jacuzzi, when suddenly Eric came in Timmy's asshole. The semen escaped and floated to the surface making many Jacuzzi Cubbles.

by theIZ May 24, 2010