cum

Slang for ice cream except you make it yourself, I know I only need to say yourself because what girl looks up cum on the fucking urban dictionary. Anyways, why the fuck are you looking up cum, are you gay or something? That's pretty sus man..

Bf: Babe I'm gonna cum
Gf: Same
Bf: What in the flying fuck-

by ricmuch August 02, 2020

cum

it's the cheapest skin lotion. They don't sell it in bottles. It is available only on draught and nice girls can get it for free or even get paid to have it on their face

girl:"D'ya know why my face looks so pretty?
man:"I guess that tomorrow morning your face will be prettier..."
girl:"mmm... one pint please"
man:"here you are" (he cums over her face)

by simonlebon December 19, 2007

cum

a shot of past wich tastes realy good on sanwiches also known as magicl unicorn mayonais

example: i made thease great sandwiches out of CUM i made it last night after i had a suck and fuck with bill gates

by Slayer 6969 April 11, 2008

cum

A delicious white substance

MMMMMM CUM YUMMY

by pogman23 November 04, 2020

cum

semen

She drank my cum.

by betaPoltergeist February 20, 2015

cum

the whitish fluid known as jizz, seman, or ejeculation that comes out of a PENIS

OOHHHH, YESSS drink that cum.

by louie naioleari November 05, 2007

cum

cum is the sticky, cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he has an orgasm

I love the taste of cum!

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2020