I wished that Zoya would share her secret recipe for that delicious Crypto Curry with me.
Wow, what's in that curry? Can't say, it's Crypto Curry.
Wow, what's in that curry? Can't say, it's Crypto Curry.
by Bumblebee18 June 1, 2018

Rick: Apparently he was apart of the crypto bronies
Coober: The crypto bronies? hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣
Coober: The crypto bronies? hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣
by msiregalP January 8, 2024

Young Ladies who pretend to be your friend but who will eventually turn the conversation to Crypto Currency and offer to help you learn how to invest in Crypto or some sort of Currency. It is a scam and is done just to get your money... to get you to invest to make the value of their own Crypto go up. Total Scam. Usually they're pretty asian girls who say they own fashion businesses in New York, San Francisco or LA and are based in Malaysia or Hong Kong or some Asian Country. They will even talk to you on video chat to prove that they are genuine but they often use the same backdrop in their "office". It seems to be a huge ongoing scam. The moment you say you're not interested they fade away or are actually abusive and start calling you names.
I thought I was in love and that she cared for me but she just turned out to be another "Crypto Ho"... trying to get me to invest.
by RJ Miller July 9, 2023

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "
by ERhardons March 21, 2021

Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.
He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.
The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
by jwinter January 7, 2024

A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.
"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.
by Cointopay September 17, 2018
