Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.
He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.
The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
by jwinter January 07, 2024
A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.
"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.
by Cointopay September 17, 2018
A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.
“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”
by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022
by msiregalP January 08, 2024
Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.
Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.
by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020
A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.
Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...
by XianNaix December 18, 2021
I think that bitcoin will be the futur of the money and everybody should be crypto-enthusiasts.
Yeah lets see when countries will make their own digital currency and forbid cryptos.
Yeah lets see when countries will make their own digital currency and forbid cryptos.
by Oafmeat December 29, 2022