Crypto Hoe 

A person who wishes they had money in the Crypto game but don't due to being:
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones

Man you keep talking about investing, stop being such a Crypto Hoe

Crypto Hoe by SaintTenLetters February 28, 2020

Crypto-Smad 

Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.

Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.

Crypto-Smad by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020

crypto block heads 

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.

The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.

crypto block heads by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021

crypto jail 

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

crypto jail by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

crypto jail 

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

crypto jail by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

crypto jail 

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

crypto jail by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

Crypto Fries 

A cool guy

Hey have you talked to crypto fries?
Yeah hes a cool guy

Crypto Fries by Crypto Fries October 11, 2021