cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps

Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em

by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023

Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.

Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?

by Help525600 October 18, 2020

liquid crystal

mix drink consisting vodka, tequila, bacardi rum, everclear, gin with sprite or 7up, guaranteed to get you fucked up.

ive been on that liquid crystal all night

by joshua001 February 27, 2007

crystal meh

A laboratory-manufactured "designer drug" that causes brief but intense feelings of indifference and ennui. Users describe the sensation as "sort of okay" and "not that great." Meh dealers can be found at Appelbees, Circuit City, and other locations that are kind of alright, but nothing to write home about. Wilmington, Delaware is the crystal meh capital of the East Coast.

The DEA considers crystal meh to be a mediocre threat to public health.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 7, 2008

shit crystals

When someone rips ass, the tiny molecules that fill the air that make the area stink. these tiny crystals that cannot be seen by human eye hold the smell of shit

Common jake why the fuck you have to fart now all your shit crystals are floating around the room

by fwdaddiction January 18, 2008

crystal pepsi

mmm.. clear pepsi drink. Why did they stop making it!!???

(me) hey.. im buying a case of crystal pepsi of ebay!
(person i was talking to).. yeah.. but GIMME SOME!!!

by whitetiger16 August 3, 2004

Crystal Star

Crystal star is an unfamous pornstar. Crystal got her start on a video game called runescape, giving her photos out to guys. She became better and better at her craft, and eventually took her photos to websites across the internet. you can usually find one of crystal's picture's by googling porn and just going to about page 54 of google images.

Person 1: dude...got any good porn? I need something to whack to.

Person 2: ya man ever heard of Crystal Star? just google image "Porn" and you'll find a TON of her pics.

by innocent ivan November 30, 2009