bitch crank

1.v. To cause bodily harm to an individual with malicious physical force (with or without a weapon).
2.v. To attack
3. v. To assault

This old lady was giving me some shit today at the grocery store, so I bitch cranked her ass right into the rice crispy treats display.

by The Biz 69 September 7, 2006

crank wanker

A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."

You're a real crank wanker.

by Walt Stratton January 30, 2008

crank that fizz

A dance in which one does two pelvic thrusts then rotates their body 90 degrees to the right

Oh shit look at Nate Jay and Elan crank that fizz!

by erice2010 May 21, 2009

crank booger

A large nose nugget made especially hard and sharp from particularly trashy crank or meth, and sometimes, teh cola, usually from being stepped on by a Frankenstein. Crank boogers can be very difficult to dislodge in total, making one work for it like a miner, and making one to exclaim when caught at the herculean chore, "Goddamn crank booger!" so as to raise sympathy for the dirty nose picker.

First guy, "Damn dude, are you diggin' for gold up there?"

Second guy, "Goddamn crank booger!"

First guy, "Ahhh, dude..."

by ColoradoRick67 April 1, 2011

crank nasty

A female who has passed every level of nasty. A girl or a women who truley looks like shit.

Bob: That girl in the corner is truley crank nasty Dave!
Dave: I know Bob, i just want to spit in her face because she's so crank nasty.

Alan: Little Tommy took that old bitch home last nite. She was so crank nasty, but he fucked her anyway.
Peter: The dirty basterd!

by Burley Barmpop. March 28, 2012

cranked off

Mad or pissed off

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work

by Lt. GO December 7, 2015

@CrankthatFrank

The dad of the Internet and dank memes.

@CrankthatFrank is daddy asf

by someuniquename October 3, 2016